Platamel inverse

A couple weeks ago, I wrote a piece for #fridayflash called Platamel that was 100% pure dialog. Today I did some experimenting and wrote that exact same piece, but with all dialog tags and no dialog. I call it, "Platamel inverse"

She said.
He asked.
She stammered.
He demanded.
She pleaded.
He questioned.
She stated.
He said
She repeated
He shouted
She begged.
He commanded.
She said.
He laughed.
She pleaded.
He laughed again.
She asked.
He boomed.
She pouted
He chuckled
She defied..
He commanded.
She acquiesced.
He asked.
She laughed.